Saturday morning, as you do .
I was in a queue of cars waiting to use the air machine at a local garage.
The car in front of me finally pulled up to the machine and the driver got out.
He pushed buttons on the panel to set the correct air pressure.
Then he pulled out the retractable hose and took off the dust cap from his front tyre.
Pushing the hose into the tyre valve, he noticed that no air was coming out.
He stood up, and looked down the nozzle of the hose.
Then he pressed the trigger.
There was a jet of water from the end of the hose staight into his face.
He had pulled out the water hose instead of the air-line!
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